smilingemoticon:

oh yeah  man. i love dapu ftnk. listen to them all the Time

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

babypeachy:

ilovegothgirls:

Urban

damn gurl your hair is to die for

imaginaryimageblog:

a giant lego man steps on a human bone. he remembers the 90s. a time when the humans who created him still existed. the pain is unbearable

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

tsunderegirlfriend:

my birthday present sums me up pretty well

aziral:

sweet child of mine

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

discovers:

girls are so close minded these days. i hated sushi, but then i actually tried it and now i love it. so come on girls, just give anal a go

rumikosan:

Indie games for my backlog (￣(エ)￣)/. Feel free to check it out, it has screenshots too… I’ll try to update this and add more games in my free time.

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yrrzy:

exclusive footage of the xbox one production line